From the Highland Times (yes seriously)

Yes, Fat Boab the Tory leader in Jockland confirm that May is untruthful,

You think she is funny when she's parping on jolly hockey sticks style on HIGNFY,just wait, rumours abound that she's been eyed up for 3 places in some leafy surburb by May as her new best friend.
Wait till she has a hissy fit on your telly screens, and allegedly works for you

PS don't believe her alleged popularity , it doesn't exist